The Hole on an N95 Mask is 5X Too Big!!! Crushed Velvet Blanket

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(USD) $54.72

Nothing beats a blast of artic chill like being wrapped in a cloud of crushed velvet.  Painstakingly printed on top-notch fluffy and soft 100% polyester, this gem features zig-zag stitches around the edges, just to help it stay together and resist fraying.

It's the one size fits all of movie night at 50" X 60" (127cm X 152.4cm), and it also doubles as a toga so you can act out your favorite delusion of grandeur about being Julius Caesar or Socrates, (wreath not included). 

With a thickness of only 0.20" (0.51cm), it may shock you how warm you stay with it despite it having such a trimmed down profile.

This blanket is printed only on one side and is designed to instantly humiliate the next wanna-be Fuhrer or Kaiser trying to tell you what to do.

Lest we forget, this crushed velvet blanket has a shiny almost translucent finish, adding just the right amount of protest of tyranny to your environment as you're waiting for your popcorn to ring that little bell.

Wash instructions: Machine wash separate from other garments on cold gentle cycle (max 30C or 90F).  Do not bleach.

Drying and pressing instructions: Safe to put into the dryer to tumble on low heat setting.  Do not iron & Do not dryclean.

European Union required information for this product:

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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